December 2011
Catholic pick up lines:
Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?
You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.
My Guardian Angel thinks you're cute.
The Bible says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
Want to go to Adoration with me?
Man does not live by bread alone. So how about dinner and a movie?
Hi, this pew taken?
I bet I can guess your Confirmation name.
A little bird... the Holy Spirit actually... tells me we should get to know each other a little better.
What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet everyone with a holy kiss" (1Pet 5;24)?
You're the answer to my Novena!
Don't worry, I'm attracted to you purely in a spiritual way.
Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David.
What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
Read any good Bible passages lately?
Wow! that grey/black ash smudge on your forehead, vaguely resembling a cross, really brings out the tones in your skin.
My friend told me to come and meet you. I think you know Him, His name is Jesus.
How long have you been wearing a Scapular? We should discuss the Sabatine promises over a 40 hours devotion sometime.
It’s Palm Sunday, may I hold your palm?
Me, I prefer a more traditional Mass. I’m a regular Latin lover.
You’re a saint! Kiss me, and make me a second-class relic.
Let me get your number; I know this great place to go to on Sunday mornings. They have the best wine!
In the dark void of this world, could you be my luminous mystery?
Confess here often?
Your Pilgrimage or mine?
Ah, so you're what happened to my missing rib!
Hey, wanna study Theology of the Body?
You don’t have an accountability partner? Me neither.
If you were made in the image and likeness of God, then God must have really beautiful eyes.
Will you be the beautiful light in the dark night of my soul?
I need a partner for my marriage prep class.
Was I knocked out by your beauty or slain in the spirit?
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
WOW! You remind me of the girl from Proverbs 31.
Hey baby, I just figured out that I'm not called to be a priest (nun).
I have a vocation to the married life. Will you help me out?
Your parish or mine?
I lost my rosary. Can I use your fingers?
You aren't married are you, because I'd hate to break the 10th Commandment
parents: you are on the computer too much, do something else
me: can i go to a friends house
parents: no
November 2011
“Take this rule: whatever weakens your reason, impairs the tenderness of your...”
– John Wesley’s mum
My mom used the word "derpy"
I was proud of her in that moment
I hate the shock method for cause awareness
Don’t text and drive, don’t do meth, don’t have an abortion-whatever it is, I hate the tactics they use to raise awareness for different causes. I’m sure it’s actually effective for other people but for me who already knows not to do those kinds of things, the images are just horrifying… I don’t just mean “Yikes, that’s scary.” I mean it...
You know you're out of shape when the last gym you...
bsuratos:
As far as I'm concerned, I'm a temporary nun
Off limits and respected as someone who dedicates her life to serving Jesus instead of worrying about men and marriage. And hey, I even love wearing black.
“Do you really want to be happy? You can begin by being appreciative of who you...”
– Benjamin Hoff (The Tao of Pooh)
“Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be,...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Somehow I keep forgetting
that the reason I want to learn to draw
is because I...”
I'm still not convinced that boys don't have...
Sometimes I feel like my life is a constant state...
I don’t know what I’d do without my Anchor <3
Happy Thanksgiving to you!
I’m thankful for YOU. Whether I know you in real life or just on tumblr, thanks for being part of my life :)
